50 Reasons Why Are Dogs Better Than People
1. Dogs are loyal.
2. Dogs never complain.
3. Dogs don't lie or cheat.
4. Dogs don't manipulate other dogs to get their own way.
5. Dogs aren't self-centered.
6. Dogs don't play mind games.
7. Dogs don't feel threatened by your intelligence.
8. Dogs understand if their friends can't come in.
9. Dogs understand what "no" means.
10. Dogs don't read or talk on their cell phones at the table.
11. Dogs think you are a culinary genius.
12. Dogs feel guilt when they've done something wrong.
13. Dogs don't talk about you behind your back or spread rumors to their friends.
14. Dogs never need to analyze or examine your relationship.
15. Dogs mean it when they kiss you.
16. Dogs love it when your friends come over.
17. You never have to wait for a dog. They are ready to go 24/7.
18. Dogs do not have problems expressing affection.
19. Dogs don't obsess over their appearance.
20. Dogs don't care what other dogs look like.
21. Dogs are always glad to see you when you come home.
22. Dogs miss you when you are gone.
23. Dogs don't expect you to call when you're running late.
24. The later you are, the more excited the dog is to see you.
25. Dogs don't mind if you do all the driving.
26. If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don't hate it.
27. Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs.
28. Dogs obsess over you as much as you obsess over them.
29. A dog's disposition stays the same all month long.
30. Anyone can get a good-looking dog.
31. Middle-aged dogs don't feel the need to abandon you for a younger owner.
32. Dogs don't argue.
33. Dogs don't care what their owners look like.
34. Dogs don't correct your stories.
35. Dogs are easy to shop and buy for.
36. Dogs don't care if you use their shampoo.
37. Dogs don't care what you watch on tv.
38. A dog's time in the bathroom is limited to a quick drink.
39. Dogs never want foot rubs.
40. Dogs never expect gifts, but are exceedingly grateful when they get them.
41. Dogs look into your eyes with deep affection.
42. Dogs don't weigh down your purse with their stuff.
43. Dogs never feel threatened by friends from your past.
44. You are never suspicious of your dog's dreams.
45. Dogs are nice to your relatives, even if your relatives are fools.
46. Dogs never offer unwanted advice or expect you to take it.
47. Dogs never play their music too loud.
48. You never have to worry about your dog throwing a party when you're away
49. Dogs understand that instincts are better than asking directions.
50. Dogs are as grateful for you as you are for them!
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